![]() ![]() Over the course of the episode, a number of people try to get Cruise to come out of the closet including Randy and Nicole Kidman, but their efforts are fruitless. When Stan tells him he's "okay" but not as good as, say, the guy in Napoleon Dynamite, Cruise has a meltdown and locks himself in Stan's closet, refusing to come out. There he finds Tom Cruise, who asks Stan (who he believes is the reincarnated Hubbard) what he thinks of his acting. They want Stan to lead them, but his father sends him to his room instead. Shortly thereafter, a mob of Scientologists (including church leaders and John Travolta) show up on the Marsh family's front lawn. The President of Scientology says there can be only one explanation - Stan is the reincarnation of the church's founder, L. ![]() Stan forks over the cash and has his "thetan levels" monitored using an "E-meter." He produces such a high reading that the results are immediately dispatched to Scientology's Los Angeles headquarters. ![]() They promise to help him, for the low price of $240. Stan takes a free "personality test" from some Scientologists and is informed, to his surprise, that he's deeply depressed. ![]()
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